It's a metaphor, you see.

Apr 16
Apr 16

theatremusicbookworm:

I’m sorry professor, I wanted to do my homework… but I’m afraid that the spirit of Broadway took over.

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Apr 15

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

Apr 15

hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

Courtney though. “I don’t know if we handled that the best way..”

Apr 15
Apr 15
gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

Apr 15

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

Apr 15
  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
Apr 15
Apr 15
Apr 15

"I try never to compare myself to other people, I just think ‘this is who I am’. You are happier when you think that way." – Jesy Nelson


I want her hair so badly it hurts

"I try never to compare myself to other people, I just think ‘this is who I am’. You are happier when you think that way." – Jesy Nelson

I want her hair so badly it hurts

Apr 15

littlemissredfield:

Escorting someone in any video game is truly a frustration.

Apr 15
karuwaa:

"Thinking of you wherever you are"

karuwaa:

"Thinking of you wherever you are"

Apr 15

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

Apr 15

quote My soul comes from better worlds and I have an incurable homesickness of the stars.

Nikos Kazantzakis (via awakenedvibrations)